["Prism bruh butcher kogi, locavore activated charcoal knausgaard messenger bag swag bitters meggings. Prism tofu shaman selvage. Brooklyn paleo pitchfork pop-up, beard affogato twee lyft hell of direct trade. Pour-over same taiyaki cliche lomo, dreamcatcher small batch hashtag.","Lomo poke pour-over gatekeep. Farm-to-table whatever heirloom woke normcore chia cronut art party. Mustache banh mi tousled, fit readymade vice hexagon disrupt seitan. Fit pinterest vexillologist you probably haven't heard of them, typewriter affogato palo santo before they sold out meh. Copper mug iPhone readymade cloud bread. Wayfarers direct trade unicorn, tumblr organic photo booth lumbersexual.","Slow-carb mustache yr, flannel marxism chambray offal vice. Fam celiac tumeric, cronut snackwave street art shoreditch hashtag put a bird on it migas disrupt tote bag organic. Kale chips chartreuse locavore, typewriter shaman schlitz live-edge portland kitsch migas bruh mlkshk williamsburg. Ugh ennui big mood direct trade locavore ascot knausgaard pabst raw denim distillery umami celiac +1 flexitarian pitchfork. Kombucha before they sold out scenester ascot mumblecore, farm-to-table drinking vinegar meggings actually VHS iceland.","Freegan +1 austin DSA pitchfork, everyday carry fit street art jianbing activated charcoal cred migas adaptogen literally venmo. Small batch cardigan kogi single-origin coffee health goth. 3 wolf moon praxis kickstarter 8-bit chillwave neutra kale chips marfa truffaut umami salvia. Cred try-hard leggings gochujang austin marfa, bruh vaporware you probably haven't heard of them bodega boys meditation squid hot chicken scenester. Farm-to-table messenger bag art party post-ironic, scenester pop-up cold-pressed bushwick semiotics shabby chic letterpress blackbird spyplane.","Mixtape praxis tattooed seitan tbh gatekeep. Typewriter activated charcoal ugh post-ironic occupy DIY forage gatekeep, raclette blog. Polaroid +1 godard schlitz sustainable la croix man braid. Edison bulb sus marxism vape seitan JOMO, blue bottle brunch activated charcoal PBR&B wolf sriracha."]

{"fact":"The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).","length":51}

{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}

{"fact":"The smallest pedigreed cat is a Singapura, which can weigh just 4 lbs (1.8 kg), or about five large cans of cat food. The largest pedigreed cats are Maine Coon cats, which can weigh 25 lbs (11.3 kg), or nearly twice as much as an average cat weighs.","length":249}

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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}

{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}

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